Ladies Man

We went to a birthday party last night. It was for a four year old, but there were kids of all ages there. Andrew was talking to them ALL, but there was one little girl who was probably 11 or so years old that he was really into. When this little girl was leaving she came to Andrew to tell him bye and ask for a hug. He gave her a hug and then asked if he could have a kiss too!

Then today, a friend of ours that we see daily had been out of town since Wednesday. We had been going down a couple of times a day to let her dog out and every time we went down there Andrew would get upset that she was not there. Today, though, we were outside when they were coming home from getting dinner. They stopped to say high and Andrew went to see her.

She opened the door to the truck and he climbed in. He put his hand on her chest and said "Where did you get these?" She assumed he was talking about dinner and said the name of the food joint. Then he put his hand back on her chest and said "Where did you get these?"

Her husband was in the car and starts laughing. She answers "Ummm, from God?!"

He has always been a boobman. He used to only go to sleep if he had his "pillows" to sleep on. But, I think it is taking it a little far if he is asking other women where they got theirs from :) Yeah, obviously she had a bit more than he is used to!!

I am gonna be in SOOOOOO much trouble soon! I already have one that thinks because he is in middle school he HAS to have a girlfriend! I still have three to go behind him. I don't hear Dad talking about putting the boys in burlap sacks and making them have ratty hair like he does his little girl!!

What's a mom to do?